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“Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.”

Food Cooking Ice Culinary Breakfast Cake Cream Ice Cream Turkeys Jam Scotch Mustard Brandy

Author:Marian Burros

“A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.”

Food Cooking Oil Culinary Salt Dressings Peppers Vinegar Mustard Custard Oil And Vinegar

Author:Ogden Nash

“And then you bit onto them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got. Dibbler had worked out that with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.”

People Knows Enough Use Bits Animal Cutting Food Cooking Culinary Throat Discworld Onions Mustard

Author:Terry Pratchett

“I devoured hot-dogs in Baltimore 'way back in 1886, and they were then very far from newfangled...They contained precisely the same rubber, indigestible pseudo-sausages that millions of Americans now eat, and they leaked the same flabby, puerile mustard. Their single point of difference lay in the fact that their covers were honest German Wecke made of wheat-flour baked to crispiness, and not the soggy rolls prevailing today, of ground acorns, plaster-of-Paris, flecks of bath-sponge, and atmospheric air all compact.”

“Mustard's no good without roast beef.”

Food Cooking Culinary Beef Mustard Roast Beef

Author:Leonard Marx

“Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!”

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Author:Dave Niehaus

“Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them two hours later at fifty cents each.”

Knows Children Two Home Hours Dog Food Six Hot Fifty Rejects Cents Hot Dog Mustard Buns

Book:If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

Source: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?