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“Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.”

Trying Humor Funny Goes On Missions Solo

Author:Noel Fielding

“There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.”

Wells Facts Humor Government Funny Law Wonderful Goes On Humorous Italian

Author:Lord Byron

“In L.A relationships don't last. You go on a vacation and break up by the time you come home. Thank God for one-hour photo, so you can see your vacation photos while you're still in the relationship.”

Stills Home Funny Lasts Hours Break Goes On Coming Home Thank God Vacation One Hour

Book:The Comedy Bible: From Stand-up to Sitcom--The Comedy Writer's Ultimate

Source: The Comedy Bible: From Stand-up to Sitcom--The Comedy Writer's Ultimate

“Wars and elections are both too big and too small to matter in the long run. The daily work - that goes on, it adds up.”

Life Long War Matter Bigs Running Funny Inspirational Life Goes On Election Add Witty Live Life Life Changing Long Runs Daily Work

Author:Barbara Kingsolver

“The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.”

Inspirational Has Beens Funny Goes On Police Locals Stations Stolen Toilets Policemen

Author:Ronnie Barker

“People always say life is short. I've never been convinced of that - mine seems to have a tendency to go on and on.”

People Life Seems Funny Life Is Mines Goes On Convinced Tendencies Life Is Short

Author:John Malkovich

“I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.”

Inspirational Reason Humor Action Funny Goes On Eggs Hens Recuperation

Author:H. L. Mencken

“There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.”

“Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.”

People Humor Funny History Goes On Historian Deaf Answering Questions

Author:Leo Tolstoy

“A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.”

Funny Fun Friendship Goes On Laughter Fats Diets Funny Life Funny Relationship

Author:Erma Bombeck