“Mom, thanks for letting me drop out of high school. Haha!” SchoolMomFameHigh SchoolThanksHahaRock And Roll Hall Of Fame Author:Dave Grohl
“Music meant more to me than a social life and just hangin out. haha just being tired of repacking my suit case every couple of days, and anytime i wanted to cop some new clothes i would have to throw away something I had to make room in the suitcase.” WantedSocialRoomsCasesCoupleClothesTiredSuitsCopJust BeingSocial LifeSuitcasesHahaNew Clothes Author:G-Eazy
“I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like "Bottled water! Haha, they're selling bottled water! ... I guess I'll try it. Ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kick to it."” KnowsTryingFirstsHumorFunnyWaterYeahSellingKicksHahaBottled Water Author:Jim Gaffigan
“The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. HaHa! Jokes on you dummies... I'm not really a lawyer!” YearsTwoStatesHumorFunnySexJokesMurderCourtCaughtLawyerSupremeTwo YearsSupreme CourtRepresentingThursdaySuspensionHahaDummyWashington State Author:Tina Fey
“My family is the treasure. I thank them heartily but I can't say this seeing them face to face since I'm too shy haha.” I CanFacesSeeingMy FamilyTreasureShyFace To FaceHaha Author:Daesung
“I also think swimmers are pretty fashion conscious and mos aren't always the best accessory to be rocking. Haha.” ThinkingFashionConsciousAccessoriesSwimmerHaha Author:James Magnussen
“Somebody bought me a Snuggie as a joke gift. Haha, the joke's on you, I enjoy it. I toss and turn at night, finally a blanket that's like, 'I'm going to keep you warm.' It's like having a small child with polio keep you in a full nelson - the perfect pressure.” ChildrenNightTurnsEnjoyPerfectJokesPressureWarmBlanketTossSmall ChildNelsonHahaPolio Author:Daniel Tosh
“I guess that all figures into my approach because once I start hearing the imagination land stuff (that's my new phrase now I guess) I tend to tune out or start laughing at it like, "Haha, you guys really believe there is a heaven."” BelieveGuyHeavenStuffImaginationLaughingLandFiguresApproachHearingPhrasesTunesHaha Author:Brad Warner
“First of all, "no self" doesn't mean there is no self, haha. So the "no problem" is jumped at a little too fast I'm afraid. Especially in American culture where people tend to be materialistic philosophically. I don't mean running to the mall, but philosophically, you see?” PeopleFirstsMeanLittlesSelfProblemRunningCultureNo ProblemAmerican CultureMaterialisticMallsHaha Author:Robert Thurman
“I'm tryin' to be part of a functioning society so I can't listen to Curren$y man. His rhymes make me high haha.” MenI CanRhymeHaha Author:Sean Price
“I make make music in my own time, messing around with beats and riffs I write. Always practicing performing in my room most times I probably look like an idiot dancing around haha.” WritingLooksMy OwnRoomsBeatsDancingIdiotPerformingHaha Author:Christina Grimmie
“And hey, it's okay to laugh at yourself sometimes, I do dumb things all the time (haha). But when it get's too personal, get your tough skin on and stand firm.” SometimesLaughingToughOkaySkinsHeyDumbFirmHahaStand FirmLaugh At YourselfDumb ThingsTough Skin Author:Christina Grimmie
“Black people beating whites when a thug got shot holding a gun by a black officer haha (expletive) cracks me up! Keep kneeling for the anthem!” PeopleBlackGunShotsCracksOfficersBlack PeopleThugAnthemHahaKneelingExpletives Author:Steve Clevenger
“I'm glad I got to introduce myself to America by doing a Britney [Spears] song, haha!” AmericaSongGladIntroducingSpearsHaha Author:Melanie Martinez
“Kids are great in that they keep you on your toes. They're like a puzzle... in a blender, haha. You have to take the pieces out and try to put it together on the fly.” TryingKidsTogetherPiecesToesPuzzlesHahaBlenders Author:Raheem Jarbo
“I love book signings: kids waiting in line for you to scribble on their new books, haha!” BookKidsWaitingLinesSigningNew BooksHahaScribblesWaiting In Line Author:Brian Jacques
“Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?" "Funny haha or funny strange?" James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'" "Ah. Funny strange" James looked at me sternly, "Don't start that. I'm supposed to be the humorous one” StrangeHumorousSupposed To BeIronOccultLamentHaha Author:Maggie Stiefvater
“I don't think I really have any wisdom. Stay out of trouble. Good luck. Stay away from women because they will burn you, haha.” ThinkingTroubleLuckGood LuckHaha Author:Jason Aldean
“Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!” GrowsGrowing UpIceCreamIce CreamHaha Author:Jeff Kinney
“Hidan: Hey, look at that, it's my headband! You went to the trouble of picking it up and keeping for me? I'm touched. You're a pretty nice guy, Kakuzu, you knwo that? Kakuzu: Shut up. Let's go. Hidan: Let me put it on at least! Okay, I'm coming. Admit it, you like me a little, doncha? Kakuzu: Either you shut up, or I'll kill you. Hidan: Haha, you're embarrassed! I understand.” LooksLittlesGuyNiceTroubleOkayLet MeLike MeHeyTouchedShut UpEmbarrassedNice GuyHahaHeadbands Author:Masashi Kishimoto
“Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!” LosesStupidWrestlingDeliciousSandwichesSubwayJerryHaha Author:Santino Marella
“Good! Hang in there! It's normal! [Low self-esteem] Often it's a sign of intelligence (but don't let that go to your head haha)” SelfSelf EsteemNormalLowsEsteemLow Self EsteemHahaHang In There Author:Patrick Stump
“Getting dragged, kicking and screaming out of the ring, begging for mercy from whomever it is that fires me, and never be seen again. That's how I wanna go out. Haha, yeah, I don't want any.. hero's goodbye, or a big send off. I don't want a retirement ceremony. That's not how I'm built, I just wanna disappear into the sunset and have people, 'Man, that guy was a jerk. Wow, I'm glad he's gone.'” PeopleMenWantBigsGuyGoneFireHeroBuiltMercyYeahDisappearRingsGladGoodbyeSunsetRetirementWowWweCeremonyThat GuyBeggingJerkKickingHaha Author:Chris Jericho
“When I was in high school, my friends and I would drive out into the country to abandoned houses and structures... haha... to ghost hunt. We would scare each other so bad! We would sometimes camp out by the abandoned buildings just to scare ourselves! Such good times. The adrenaline of real fear is so cool!” RealCountrySometimesSchoolHouseBuildingHigh SchoolMy FriendsStructureGhostGood TimesScareCampsAbandonedHuntsAdrenalineHahaAbandoned Buildings Author:Keegan Allen