“A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.” HumorRunningFunnyDrinkingAlcoholHolesNosesAlcoholismAlcoholicsDrinking AlcoholDrinkersAlcohol DrinkingDrinking FunnyAlcohol Addiction Author:Thomas Fuller
“College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.” WayHumorSeemsFunnyCollegeExpensiveAlcoholics Author:Natasha Leggero
“I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn't want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink.” WantLongHumorBeautifulFiveWrittenDrinkThousandHundredAlcoholHeatFedsWakingAlcoholicsAnticipateCompletion Book:Jack London Six Pack Source: Jack London Six Pack
“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.” LongSaidHumorDrugLong TimeAlcoholWeedMarijuanaSixtyTestedTestingAlcoholicsLong Time AgoFunny MarijuanaFunny WeedFunny DrugDrug Testing Author:Bill Lee