“There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.” ReasonHumorFunnyDifferencesReligiousDevilDatingCatholicBrokeBroke UpFunny DatingReligious Differences Author:Adam Ferrara
“My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!” HumorFunnyCarBroke Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!” BelieveStillsRealHumorFunnyHouseNicePoliceBrokeGood TimesToo NiceNice House Author:Dave Chappelle