“Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.” MenFeelsImportantHumorFunnyPhonesButtons Author:Rita Rudner
“Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.” MenNeedsFeelsHelpingHumorFunnyFrontsMarriedClothesDressesUrgesButtonsSexuallyZips Author:Rita Rudner
“On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world. My father's younger than him and we don't give him the controls for the television.” MenWorldGivingEndsHumorFunnyFatherHouseWhiteTelevisionWhite HouseButtonsDesks Author:Billy Connolly
“You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you think: "Yes! Yes! I control sandwich monkey! I live in magic land, magic land, magic land"” ThinkingHumorFunnyGuyMagicLandButtonsMonkeysSandwichesTrays Author:Dylan Moran
“She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.” HumorFunnyFatsButtonsEchoesBellyBelly Buttons Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.” HumorFunnySmokeLazyButtonsAlarmsVinesSnooze Button Author:Tim Vine
“Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button.” HumorFunnyMorningGet UpButtonsJackasses Author:Bill Engvall