“Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.” LittlesHumorFunnyCasesNiceNew YorkApartment Author:Rita Rudner
“This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.” Has BeensHumorPoliticalCasesPenaltiesDeath PenaltyPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else.” WantTwoHumorFunnyCasesDown AndStools Author:Mitch Hedberg
“The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher.” PeopleHumorFunnyLossCasesIdentityWorriedRisingScotlandEuroNational IdentityRising Prices Author:Frankie Boyle
“I'm not a racist. It's really case by case; it's not ethnicity specific. It's just the way I react to things that are different. I think that's normal. Everyone's nervous when they're confronted with things that they don't understand or are different. That's a normal human reaction. It doesn't become racist 'til you say things like, 'Oh, there's a lot of them.'” ThinkingWayHumansDifferentHumorFunnyCasesNormalReactionsNervousRacistEthnicity Author:Marc Maron
“I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.” TwoHumorFunnyGirlKnownBreakCasesUglyBagsOver YouBagger Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I went to the butchers to buy a leg of lamb. "Is it Scotch?", I asked. "Why?" the butcher said in reply. "Are you going to talk to it or eat it?". "In that case, have you got any wild duck?". "No", he responded, "but I've got one I could aggravate for you."” SaidHumorFunnyCasesLegsDucksLambsButchersScotch Author:Chic Murray
“Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not putting out, that's just giving in.” GivingHumorFunnyTalkingCasesGiving In Author:Kristen Schaal