“Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.” LittlesHumorFunnyGirlComedyFourThousandClothesDollsStitchesGirl Love Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.” MenHumorFunnyCarClothesHumorousMen And Women Author:Rita Rudner
“Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves.” HumorFunnyChurchFashionClothesInsult Author:Thomas Fuller
“Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.” MadeSometimesHumorFunnyNightFallClothesBlanket Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I reverently believe that the Maker who made us all makes everything in New England but the weather. I don't know who makes that, but I think it must be raw apprentices in the weather clerk's factory who experiment and learn how, in New England, for board and clothes, and then are promoted to make weather for countries that require a good article, and will take their custom elsewhere if they don't get it...” IfsThinkingKnowsBelieveMadeCountryHumorClothesEnglandExperimentsWeatherBoardsCustomsMakersArticlesFactoriesElsewhereGood ArtNew EnglandClerksApprentice Author:Mark Twain
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it.” NeedsStillsHumorJobsOrderHousePayCarNormalClothesEmptyDrivingTrafficGetting Dressed Author:Ellen Goodman
“Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.” MenTwoHumorFunnyTypeEasierClothesSuitsBuyingDepressingBathingNerdyBathing SuitsEasier Times Author:Rita Rudner
“You'll be riding along in an automobile. You'll be the driver perhaps. You're a Christian. There'll be several people in the automobile with you, maybe someone who is not a Christian. When the trumpet sounds you and the other born-again believers in that automobile will be instantly caught away - you will disappear, leaving behind only your clothes and physical things that cannot inherit eternal life. That unsaved person or persons in the automobile will suddenly be startled to find the car suddenly somewhere crashes.” PeoplePersonsHumorChristianSoundBornReligiousBehindsCarEternalClothesLeavingCaughtDisappearBelieverDriversRidingCrashEternal LifeAutomobileTrumpetsBorn AgainPhysical Things Author:Jerry Falwell
“Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.” MenNeedsFeelsHelpingHumorFunnyFrontsMarriedClothesDressesUrgesButtonsSexuallyZips Author:Rita Rudner
“You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.” HumorFunnyWalksRoomsPlayerClothesBaseballMusclesLockersLocker Room Author:Jerry Coleman
“Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.” HumorFunnyMagicClothesJohnsonDryers Author:Jim Norton
“Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.” NeedsShouldPlayHumorFunnyFunGoalStupidClothesCrossesRidiculousUkuleleNeed Money Author:Kristen Schaal