“This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since Roe vs. Wade.” HumorSocialReligiousIssuesCourtPositive AtheismSocial IssuesWadeRoe V Wade Author:Jerry Falwell
“And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad.” KnowsLittlesHelpingHumorSchoolReligiousMillionsBabyBearsMadCourtBurdenGods WillInnocentThrowingSquaresCourt System Author:Jerry Falwell
“There is no separation of church and state. Modern US Supreme Courts have raped the Constitution and raped the Christian faith and raped the churches by misinterpreting what the Founders had in mind in the First Amendment to the Constitution.” MindFirstsStatesHumorChristianChurchReligiousModernConstitutionCourtPositive AtheismSeparationSupremeAmendmentsFoundersSupreme CourtFirst AmendmentChurch And StateSeparation Of Church And StateChristian Faith Author:Jerry Falwell
“Then there was the man who declared in court, he wasn't a person. "Excuse me, sir, why haven't you paid your taxes." "Well, as you can clearly see, I am not a person." "Well, you look like a person." "No it's all done with mirrors, trust me!"” MenWellsLooksPersonsDoneHumorFunnyHavensHe ManTaxesPaidMirrorsCourtExcuseTrust MeExcuse Me Author:Lewis Black
“A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here."” MenHumorFunnyLastsFrontsJudgingCourtWhy NotLast TimeRecognise Author:Frank Carson
“The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. HaHa! Jokes on you dummies... I'm not really a lawyer!” YearsTwoStatesHumorFunnySexJokesMurderCourtCaughtLawyerSupremeTwo YearsSupreme CourtRepresentingThursdaySuspensionHahaDummyWashington State Author:Tina Fey