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“it's dreadful when two people's senses of humor are antagonistic. I don't believe there's any bridging that gulf!”

People Believe Two Humor Don't Believe Senses Sense Of Humor

Book:Daddy Long-Legs and Dear Enemy: Illustrated

Source: Daddy Long-Legs and Dear Enemy: Illustrated

“And I strongly support the faith-based initiative that we're proposing, because I don't believe it violates the line between the separation of church and state, and I believe it's going to make America a better place.”

Believe States Humor America Political I Believe Church Lines Support Don't Believe Separation Initiative Better Place Church And State Separation Of Church And State Political Humor Faith Based

Author:George W. Bush

“My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark”

Should Believe Humor Funny Dark Wife Worst Don't Believe My Wife Cooks Believe In Me Glow In The Dark Meatloaf

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.”

Men Believe Said Whole Humor Funny Dog Jokes Tests Series Don't Believe Bunch Tonight Smarter

Author:David Cross

“I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.”

Believe Mean Made Enough Humor Funny Universe Sweet Don't Believe Smell Sugar Pie Pumpkin Pumpkin Pie

Book:Nothing's Sacred

Source: Nothing's Sacred