“The only difference between a rut and a grave are the dimensions.” HumorChangeDifferencesStressGravesDimensionsStressedRutsSenilityStuck In A Rut Author:Ellen Glasgow
“Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.” SometimesHumorTeacherTeachingAdviceJokesGraves Author:Baltasar Gracian
“Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.” ThinkingSometimesWholeHumorFunnyWonderWhole LifeGravesBuriedGrandfatherEquipmentMy GrandfatherSometimes I WonderKebabs Author:Milton Jones
“The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations. One time I thought I'd come across the mass grave of a thousand snowmen, but it turns out it was just a field of carrots.” HumorFunnyJobsTurnsNationsUnitedWorstFieldsThousandMassGravesOne TimeUnited NationsCarrotsSnowman Author:Milton Jones
“My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.” KnowsHumorEarthFunnyJesusCatholicMy FavoriteGravesCelebrateRisingHolidayEggsEasterComing BackRabbits Author:Adam Ferrara