“Humor can help you to disagree without being disagreeable. The key in democracy is not necessarily that we agree, but that we participate....Despite all the heavy problems- domestic and international- there is humor. Humor transcends partisanship.” HelpingProblemHumorDemocracyKeysAgreeInternationalHeavyDespiteDisagreeDisagreeablePartisanship Author:Gerald R. Ford
“I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" The thing is, everyone cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question.” PeopleKnowsFeelsHumansSaidHumorFunnyHuman BeingsAnimalHeavySingersTonightConcertsMetalsHeavy Metal Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.” ProblemHomeHumorFunnyNaturalRecordsFansListeningSolutionsFolksHeavyBuyingMetalsUnemploymentSelectionNatural SelectionHeavy MetalShotgunsMetal Fans Author:Denis Leary
“They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.” LooksKindHumorFunnyFilmAdultsHeavyFeaturesThickCartoonCigarPussyExploding Author:Jim Norton
“In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses, a beret and one of William's jackets that fitted me not at all, as I emerged from a hotel in Lecce, a young fisherman pointed me out to his friends and said "Lavrenche Olivaire." It was not all that amazing; if you're not known in Italy, you're not known anywhere.” IfsSaidHumorFunnyFacesYoungGrowthDarkKnownGlassesHeavySpiteHotelItalianDisguiseJacketsFishermanDark Glasses Author:Laurence Olivier