“If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.” IfsHumorKidsFunnyComedyDrawsKitchenMagnet Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".” WantDoeHumorSeemsFunnyJobsEasyAddKitchenRefrigeratorsAppliancesToastersBlenders Author:Mitch Hedberg
“My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.” HumorFunnyGirlfriendKitchenMy Girlfriend Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!” HumorFunnyBitsBloodKitchenKnivesScottishKitchen Knives Author:Milton Jones
“You know how Mexican restaurants always have "border" in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn't do that to black people: Kunta's Kitchen or Shackles. They don't do it to white people. You don't see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel... oh, nevermind.” PeopleKnowsHumorFunnyNamesBlackWhiteKnow HowBordersKitchenRestaurantsBlack PeopleMexicanBarrelsShacklesCafesCrackersNevermind Author:George Lopez