“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.” PersonsHumorFunnyAmericaLawJusticeLuckLawyerChosenTwelveFavouriteModern WorldJuryAttorneyLaw And JusticeJustice And InjusticeLaw StudentsJudge And Jury Author:Robert Frost
“A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.” InspirationalHumorPersonalityLuckPoundsGood LuckPluck Author:James A. Garfield
“Humor requires perspective. Perspective requires focus. Focus requires balance. Balance requires attention to the present moment. In the 'now' one is freed from labels. Success and failure, good luck and bad—they're all constructs of your mind.” MindMomentsHumorSuccessAttentionFocusFailurePerspectiveBalanceLuckLabelsPresent MomentConstructsGood LuckSuccess And FailureGood Humor Author:Tom Bergeron
“When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.” ShouldHumorFunnyCertainLeftSexLuck Author:Woody Allen
“Knock on wood is a saying for good luck. I think that started when someone went to someone's door to see if someone was home. "I hope Joe's home, knock on wood!"” IfsThinkingHomeHumorFunnyDoorsLuckWoodsGood Luck Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!” TwoHumorFunnyCryMomLuckShoesMy MomNecksCopGood LuckTasers Author:George Lopez
“I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.” HumorFunnyUsedFeetLuckToesMonkeysRabbitsCamelsPaws Author:Kristen Schaal