“I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.” HumorWantedFunnyMetsPaperBrownHatsCowboyTrousers Author:Chic Murray
“To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.” WayHas BeensDifferentCountryStatesProblemHumorPoliticalUnitedUnited StatesFateKeysMetsTerroristAlsAlliesCommandersArrestedAl QaedaPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call from here, some other woman answered. "You sound older!"” HumorFunnyGirlSoundNumbersFrontsMetsZeroDesksFront Desk Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555.” HumorFunnyGirlNumbersMetsActressesThis Girl Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"” HumorFunnyMorningMetsFolksLegsHonestlyBusOffenceBlokesBus Stops Author:Billy Connolly
“I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.” PeopleHumorFunnyNamesMetsPantsGangstersPull Ups Author:Tim Vine
“So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R.” I CanHumorTodayFunnyRememberNamesMetsBlokesCrosswords Author:Tim Vine
“In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.” HumorSchoolFunnyGroupsStudentsMetsHigh SchoolOfficialsSurvivorAssociationRiflesHigh School Students Author:Tina Fey
“I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time.” FirstsHumorFunnyWifeMetsMy WifeTunnelsDigging Author:Chic Murray
“I didn't realize how good I was with technology until I met my parents... my dad told me "You're good; you should be a computer programmer." I said, "You're bad... you should be a caveman."” ShouldSaidHumorFunnyParentRealizingTechnologyDadMetsComputerMy DadProgrammersComputer Programmers Author:Mike Birbiglia