“When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren.” WantTryingStillsHumorFunnyLegsBeachGrandchildrenVeinsPillsMy Grandchildren Author:Phyllis Diller
“Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter.” WorldHas BeensHumorFunnyGivenSportsMorningPlayerJudgingSkillsOkayUltimateYeahAlcoholRingsChampionToneBeing The BestPotChampionshipPillsBanjosMorning AfterFrisbeeTasersBanjo PlayersJudge Judy Author:Dave Attell
“A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three months!"” HumorFunnyGirlThreeAsksMonthsDoctorsForgottenIgnorantPillsContradictoryThree Months Author:Frank Carson
“Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.” GivingShouldHumorFunnyBirthSugarPillsBirth Control Author:Adam Carolla