“A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly. "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again."” HumorFunnySidesWalksWindWindowRoundsDearOfficersTrafficPolicemenSpeedingUndoing Author:Frank Carson
“I once asked a policeman how far it was to the subway. he said, "I don't know, no one has ever made it".” KnowsMadeSaidHumorFunnyMade ItPolicemenSubway Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."” WantSaidHumorFunnyPiecesPaperI Want YouPencilsPolicemenVines Author:Tim Vine