“If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.” IfsMenHumorFunnyFightingMarriageSocietyMen And WomenStranger Author:Dave Barry
“There are prayers that help us last through the day, or endure the night. There are prayers of friends and strangers, that give us strength for the journey. And there are prayers that yield our will to a will greater than our own.” GivingHelpingHumorLastsPoliticalNightPrayerGreaterJourneyEndureStrangerYieldPolitical Humor Author:George W. Bush
“People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"” PeopleLongUseHumorFunnyMotherGuyFoundWishHairDrugDaughterLongingExcitedExtremesStrangerSmellCakeAssociatesThat GuyLong HairFlourDrug Use Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.” IfsIdeasHumorFunnySkyWalkingMoonFellowsStrangerEveningNo Idea Author:Chic Murray