“If you have wit, use it to please and not to hurt: you may shine like the sun in the temperate zones without scorching.” IfsMayUseHumorHurtSunPleaseShiningWitZoneScorching Book:Lord Chesterfield's Letters Source: Lord Chesterfield's Letters
“George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.” HumorFunnyLostSunBaseballPops Author:Jerry Coleman
“You know those guys that go to the strip club at the daytime? If you're at a strip club, and the sun is out, you got some problems!” IfsKnowsProblemHumorFunnyGuySunClubsDaytime Author:Chris Rock
“There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.” HumorFunnyNightSpaceSunProgramSpace Program Author:Frank Carson
“When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before, like... trees. Grass. Flowers. The sun... that was nice... the sun.” HumorKidsFunnyUsedParentSunSawsNiceWonderfulDoorsTreeStrangeFlowerOne DayGrassWonderful ThingsCellarsEmo Author:Emo Philips