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“A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.”

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Author:George S. Patton

“It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.”

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Author:Millard Fuller

“Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.”

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Author:Cal Thomas

“A fine horse or a beautiful woman, I cannot look at them unmoved, even now when seventy winters have chilled my blood.”

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Book:The Military MEGAPACK ®: 25 Great Tales of War

Source: The Military MEGAPACK ®: 25 Great Tales of War