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“It's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. My step dad is in the kitchen winking at me. You down with OPP, yeah you know me. Exciting is and a special... What? Easy, and why do you know all the words? That's weird.”

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Author:David Spade

“I want you to think back to when you were a kid. Remember the day you learned you could burn ants with a magnifying glass? Oh, what a great day that was! You got to be God. You decided who lived, who died. I must've burned ants for an hour, just laughing. Then I saw one on my arm. Let me tell you something, when you burn yourself with a magnifying glass, you're on your own. You can't even tell your mom, because she gives that face, Oh, he is that stupid.”

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Author:Bill Engvall

“I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It's supposed to be your dad giving your guys friends the stink-eye for sneaking beer through your house, not your mom.”

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Author:Iliza Shlesinger

“Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well.”

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Author:Chris Hardwick

“I still don't really know what my style is. I like a lot of different kinds of comedy, I like watching it and I like being inventive and original. That's the problem with doing a longer set - you can't do every joke that you have because some stuff contradicts other stuff. Even when you know that the audience knows that you're joking and it's not true, you still can't do a joke about your family dying and then later talk about your Mom. I mean you want to keep some kind of cohesive order going.”

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Author:Bonnie McFarlane

“It's a little awkward to know that the world is going to see you and your mom argue about stupid things and watch me get grounded...again.”

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Author:Cheyenne Kimball

“Horror is so basic. You'd get an adrenaline jolt from watching your mom get gored by a woolly mammoth. A horror movie gives you the adrenaline without having to have your mom get gored.”

Giving Mom Horror Your Mom Adrenaline

Author:Nick Antosca

“The first concert I ever went to was the Bee Gees. I don't know if you remember the Bee Gees. My mom took me. I was little. But my mom was a big disco fan, and - my mom took me to the Bee Gees. Looking back now, it's pretty embarrassing if your first concert was with your mom.”

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Author:Rob Huebel

“I mean, my wife is always like - I don't write lyrics. So I couldn't, like, really technically write a song for anyone. I could write a very nice instrumental. So she always sort of gives me a hard time because it's just such a ridiculously impossible standard to live up to, that your step-dad wrote that song for your mom.”

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Author:Mark Ronson

“Every time you recall a memory, you're basically making another copy of it and at that same point it is susceptible to new changes and adaptations. So, you know, if you remember from when you were, you know, in second grade and there was Christmas and you got a present from your grandfather and your mom was wearing a red dress, that may or may not all have happened.”

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Author:Pete Docter

“So you're getting squeezed at both sides. You're taking care of your mom and dad and you're still doing caregiving with your kids, which is not easy. But I think overall, there's a level of satisfaction that might be unparalleled.”

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Author:Anna Quindlen

“When you're doing late night you're on the grind every night; you send someone to check on your mom.”

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Author:Arsenio Hall

“Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.”

Source: A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man Thrift Study Edition

“You can write songs about your comic books and the girl or boy you sort of know and your mom and dad and it's all right there in front of you.”

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Author:Scott McClanahan

“Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom's driving a car and she's a dog.”

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Author:Sammy Hagar

“For me [being a kid actor], it's a bit like when you see your mom's friends, and they're like, "I remember when you were this big. You'll always be that cute little kid to me." It's like that times a thousand. Well, times a couple thousand.”

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Author:Mara Wilson

“I ask you, how would you like your mom, your wife, your daughter to spend $100,000 to go to Harvard or some state school, and go out into the workplace, and you know she's great, and men are getting paid $200 per week more than her? Would that piss you off? What if you lost your job and you stay home crippled while she goes out, and she thinks she's going to get a good job, but someone male with the same level of experience and the same level of education gets paid more than her? You're going to get pissed. Until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes, I don't want to hear it.”

“I hate using this term [miracle]. I'm a man of science. I'm a doctor. I don't use this word. But he said, it's a miracle your mom's alive.”

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Author:Trevor Noah

“In our male-oriented God phase, it's always about conquering and control of life and death. This power leads to a kind of thinking that is no thinking; it is only sterile and what can overcome. To reach that depth in terms of female divinity is to accept nurture as godly. It's not just something that your mom does for you when something's broken and you need a bandage; it's about something deeper and it is in contradistinction from the endless displays of power.”

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Author:Andre Alexis

“Does taking the life of the perpetrator return your mom? No.”

Doe Mom Return Your Mom Perpetrators

Author:Desmond Tutu

“In fact if I see you drinking I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks and call your mom.”

Ifs Facts Mom Drinking Bricks Your Mom

Author:Ayelet Waldman

“I think for many of us - speaking for just a pocket of the country - we trusted Obama. So when you leave your baby with your mom to watch, you don't run home and check the nanny cam. But now we've left the baby with Gary Busey, so we're going to be a lot more on it.”

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Author:John Mulaney

“My mother's in my life, but at the time you imagine your mom passing away, not being there ... as a kid you try to think of something that hurts you the most ... It was just a tool [in "Hardball"].”

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Author:Michael B. Jordan

“When you know your mom and dad are doing things that are not idyllic, as far as your desire to defer to a parental ideal, you start to see your parents as peers, perhaps, and that's not the healthiest thing at that early an age.”

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Author:Jason Bateman

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”

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Author:Rudyard Kipling

“Most of us have grown up, you know, I think there are very few people who have grown up in a home that was, like, super normal. You know, we all have dispositions because maybe you didn't have a mom or you didn't have a dad, maybe your mom died early or maybe mom and dad argued or they got a divorce or who knows? You have issues that maybe you've started younger or maybe you have your own issues because you have them.”

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Author:Venus Williams

“A mother's happiness is like a beacon, lighting up the future but reflected also on the past in the guise of fond memories.”

Source: Letters of Two Brides

“The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.”

“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.”

“All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.”

Book:Anecdotes and Stories of Abraham Lincoln

Source: Anecdotes and Stories of Abraham Lincoln

“I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.”

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Book:The Lincoln Year Book: Axioms and Aphorisms from the Great Emancipator

Source: The Lincoln Year Book: Axioms and Aphorisms from the Great Emancipator

“By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class.”

“When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.”

“A mother has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.”

“Your mom was right when she told you never to discuss politics and religion because emotions run so high in those arenas. Especially religion.”

Running Emotion Mom Arena Your Mom Religion And Politics

Author:Bill O'Reilly

“I was who I was in high school in accordance with the rules of conduct for a normal person, like obeying your mom and dad. Then I got out of high school and moved out of the house, and I just started, for lack of a better term, running free.”

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Author:Iggy Pop

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”

“Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.”

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