“There aren't enough professionals to solve the world's problems. There will never be enough doctors to solve the health problems of the world. There will never be enough teachers to solve the education problems of the world - illiteracy. There will never be enough missionaries to care and comfort and share the Good News. It has to be done by normal, ordinary people.” PeopleWorldDoneEnoughProblemCareTeacherShareComfortNormalNewsOrdinaryDoctorsSolveGood NewsOrdinary PeopleIlliteracyHealth Problems Author:Rick Warren
“A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."” MenShouldHumorFunnyHoursNewsShould HaveDoctorsYesterdayGood NewsBad News Author:Frank Carson
“A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says I've got bad news, you've got cancer and alzheimers. The man goes Thank god I don't have cancer.” MenHe ManNewsDoctorsCancerChecksThank GodBad NewsExamAlzheimer Author:Gilbert Gottfried
“The most watched programme on the BBC, after the news, is probably 'Doctor Who.' What has happened is that science fiction has been subsumed into modern literature. There are grandparents out there who speak Klingon, who are quite capable of holding down a job. No one would think twice now about a parallel universe.” ThinkingHas BeensJobsUniverseLiteratureSpeakFictionHappenedModernNewsCapableDoctorsScience FictionGrandparentParallelsDoctor WhoProgrammesThink TwiceParallel UniverseModern Literature Author:Terry Pratchett
“The doctor told Phil, my then husband, that my condition was really bad news. They had found an artery tearing and said I could die. They said they could try to patch it up but it could go horribly wrong. It all turned out okay in the end but it was touch and go.” TryingSaidEndsDiesFoundConditionsHusbandNewsDoctorsOkayThey SaidPatchesBad NewsArteries Author:Sharon Stone
“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” InspirationalFirstsFunnyDiseaseNewsHumorousDoctorsSickSicknessGood NewsHilariousFunny LifeFunny JokesHave A Laugh Author:Steve Martin
“Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!” NewsDoctorsGood NewsTriplet Author:Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“A sea of red lights, and I slow down. My job now is to gather everyone together and tell them we have to let her go. I won't tell anyone over the phone, because I didn't like hearing the news from the doctor that way. I have maybe a week to handle the arrangements, as the doctor said, but the arrangements are overwhelming. How do I learn how to run a family? How do I say goodbye to someone I love so much that I've forgotten just how much I love her?” WaySaidLightRunningTogetherJobsWeekSeaNewsRedDoctorsForgottenPhonesHearingHandleGoodbyeOverwhelmingArrangementsSlow DownSaying GoodbyeRed LightsLet Her Go Author:Kaui Hart Hemmings
“You will continue to read stories of crookedness and corruption - of policemen who lie and steal, doctors who reap where they do not sew, politicians on the take. Don't be misled. They are news because they are the exceptions.” StoriesLyingPoliticianNewsDoctorsCorruptionStealingExceptionPolicemenDoctor WhoReapMisled Author:Robert Fulghum
“She's a person; the doctor pronounces her dead, not the news.” PersonsNewsDoctors Author:Aaron Sorkin