“Apollo has peeped through the shutter, And awaken'd the witty and fair; The boarding-school belle's in a flutter, The twopenny post's in despair; The breath of the morning is flinging A magic on blossom and spray, And cockneys and sparrows are singing In chorus on Valentine's day.” SchoolMorningMagicDespairSingingFairsBreathsWittyPostsValentineValentine's DayApolloChorusSpraySparrowsShuttersBelleCockneys Author:Winthrop Mackworth Praed
“My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.” IfsWritingTryingYearsEnoughHandsSchoolHigh SchoolDecidedWittyIf I CouldSeniorSenior YearWittiestWriting Humor Author:Barbara Park