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“We scored a season-high, yeah - albeit against a team that is somewhat tanking.”

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Author:Andrew Bogut

“It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more.”

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Author:Matt Groening

“If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.”

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Author:Rita Rudner

“Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.”

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Author:Jerry Coleman

“I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!"”

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Author:Mike Birbiglia

“If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them”

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Author:Steven Wright

“There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.”

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Author:Will Rogers

“In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.”

“Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'”

“Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.”

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Author:Charles Barkley

“Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree.”

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Author:Ellen Muth

“What is time to a water rat? What is time to the river? Only we humans obsess over days and minutes, hours and seasons.”

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Author:Matt Goldman