“Now you've got people who don't really have the skills, because technology hides it, going out and putting these crappy singles out, and because that's all there really is, people basically eat it like hamburgers. It's become very, very commercialized. Which wouldn't bother me as much if people actually had talent. When I listen to something and the first thing I notice is that it's been turned into crap, I shut it off and throw it out the window of my car. Like it's the most offensive thing to me.” PeopleIfsFirstsTechnologyTalentCarSkillsWindowBotherGoing OutCrapOffensiveSinglesHamburgers Author:Corey Taylor
“There are easily accessible programs to help aging drivers maintain their skills, or recognize when they need to give up their cars.” NeedsGivingHelpingCarSkillsGiving UpProgramAgingDrivers Author:Robert James Thomson
“I was like, "If I don't change my mind, if I don't change my heart, if I don't develop some skill, I'm always going to be sleeping in my car."” IfsMindHeartSleepCarMy HeartSkillsDon't ChangeSleeping In Author:Tony Robbins
“Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly, and you have just saved me with your mad ninja driving skills, so do not sully your heroic hottie image in my mind by further reciting your nerdy scholastic agenda. Don't tell me what you're studying, Steve, tell me what's in your soul. What haunts you?" And he was like, "Dude, you need to cut back on the caffeine.” NeedsMindSaidSoulStudyCuttingCarHairPleaseSkillsMadSavedDrivingYour SoulAgendasHeroicCaffeineNinjaNerdyRecitingScholasticsGreat Hair Author:Christopher Moore
“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club” PeopleKnowsWantKindCountryHelpingHandsSeemsWould BePoliticalNightKnow HowEconomyFireCarRepublicanSkillsManagementDemocratClubsUglyManageBotherFlatsPantsTireReluctantCountry ClubsCeleryManagement Skills Book:Dave Barry Turns Forty Source: Dave Barry Turns Forty
“We can assume that most people, most of the time, are moral creatures. But imagine that this morality is like a gearshift that at times gets pushed into neutral. When that happens, morality is disengaged. If the car happens to be on an incline, car and driver move precipitously downhill. It is then the nature of the circumstances that determines outcomes, not the driver's skills or intentions.” PeopleIfsHappensMovingMoralImagineCarCircumstancesMoralitySkillsCreaturesAssumingIntentionDetermineOutcomesDriversImagine ThatIncline Author:Philip Zimbardo
“You know about fixing cars, you're athletic, and you know when to shut up." "That last one isn't a skill." "Honey, trust me. It's a skill.” KnowsLastsCarSkillsHoneyShut UpAthleticTrust MeFixingRules Of Attraction Book:Rules of Attraction Source: Rules of Attraction
“You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He’s got mad skills.” Derek’s eyebrows crept up. “He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn’t make fun of my car.” FunCarSkillsMadReplacedEyebrowsPoodles Author:Ilona Andrews