“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.” StatesUnitedTechnologyUnited StatesStupidInternetPoliticianCreatingCongressRacistInitiativeGoreReally StupidDumb LiberalWorld Wide WebStupid LiberalReally DumbInternet TechnologyInternet Users Author:Al Gore
“We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.” NeedsStupidRepublicanIncludingConservativeSillyDumb LiberalConservative PartyMidgetStupid RepublicanStupid Conservative Author:Michael Steele
“There is no terrorist threat. Yes, there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be acts of terrorism again. But that doesn't mean that there's some kind of massive terrorist threat.” KindMeanHas BeensStupidThreatTerrorismTerroristMassiveHorrificDumb LiberalStupid Liberal Author:Michael Moore
“Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.” JobsLosesMillionsEconomicStupidMonthsRecoveryRacistPackagesReally StupidDumb LiberalStupid LiberalReally DumbEconomic Recovery Author:Nancy Pelosi
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.” EnoughBigsCareFunnyPoliticalPoliticsMoneyStupidRepublicanConservativeTake CareSillyWorriedDeficitPolitical HumorFunny MoneyDumb LiberalFunny PoliticalPolitical JokesGreat Conservative Author:Ronald Reagan
“Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” ChildrenPoliticalWomenPracticeFeminismStupidMovementHusbandCapitalismConservativeFeministWomens RightsSocialistWitchcraftFundamentalistAtheisticDumb LiberalWomen RightsPolitical MovementsChristian RightFeminist MovementAgainst ReligionWomen RightStupid RepublicanWoman LeaderAnti FeministDumb ThingsStupid ConservativeMan HatingSocialist PartyChristian LeadersConservative Political Author:Pat Robertson
“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.” SaidStillsFunnyCoursesPoliticsAliveStupidDiedDumbRacistThank GodSurvivedThanksgivingSan FranciscoEarthquakesReally StupidDumb LiberalFamous BoxerStupid LiberalStupid Funny Author:Barbara Boxer
“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.” KnowsHumorFunnyStupidFoolRepublicanHumorousShameConservativeFoolishSillyDumbTexasFoolishnessFooledBushismTennesseeOld SayingStupidestFunny BushDumb LiberalFools And FoolishnessStupid RepublicanStupid CelebrityI Was StupidStupidest CelebrityStupid ConservativeDumbest CelebrityFool MeShame On YouShame On MeFool Me Once Author:George W. Bush
“The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs.” NeedsJobsCuttingStupidProgramOppositesWelfareRacistFewerConventionalViewpointsDumb LiberalStupid Liberal Author:Jerry Brown