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“If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.”

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Author:Robert A. Heinlein

“If I do manage to come up with a scheme [to naming], however, I stick to it, which is why my cats are named after gods-Loki and Athena, who are, respectively, absolutely straightforward and affectionate, and dumber than dirt. I learned my lesson. I will name my next cat 'Satan' or 'Marduk' or something, thereby ensuring a kind, gentle beast who treats my upholstery like a shrine.”

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Author:Ursula Vernon

“God gave us cats so that we would have an example of how we treat Him-mainly that we totally ignore Him as we go about our lives, but when we want something we will start to purr and figuratively rub ourselves against His legs to gain His attention for our wants.”

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Author:Jeff Miller

“The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal - or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.”

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Author:Barbara Mertz

“Treat a dog right and he'll treat you right - he'll keep you company, be your friend, never ask you no questions. Cats is different, but I never held that against them.”

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Author:Mary Ann Shaffer

“That's the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you.”

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Author:Ray Bradbury

“I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.”

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Book:Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep you company, be your friend, and never ask you no questions. Cats is different, but I never held that against 'em.”

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Book:The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

Source: The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

“Before a Cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream; And you might now and then supply Some caviare, or Strassburg Pie, Some potted grouse, or salmon paste — He's sure to have his personal taste. (I know a Cat, who makes a habit Of eating nothing else but rabbit, And when he's finished, licks his paws So's not to waste the onion sauce.) A Cat's entitled to expect These evidences of respect. And so in time you reach your aim, And finally call him by his name.”

Source: The Complete Poems and Plays of T. S. Eliot

“Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.”

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Author:Tim Minchin

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”

“Before a cat will condescend to treat you as a trusted friend, some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream.”

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Book:The Poems of T. S. Eliot Volume II: Practical Cats and Further Verses

Source: The Poems of T. S. Eliot Volume II: Practical Cats and Further Verses