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“Lord Maccon believed that if his trousers were on his legs, and something else was on his torso, he was dressed. The less done after that, the better. His wife had been startled to find that in the summertime, he actually went around their room barefoot! Once -- and only once, mind you -- he even attempted to join her for tea in such a state. Impossible man. Alexia put a stop to that posthaste.”

Ifs Men Mind States Done Rooms Lord Wife Impossible Legs Tea Summertime Trousers Barefoot Torso

Author:Gail Carriger

“There was movement along the fringe of Chauncey's vision, and he snapped his head to the left. At first glance what appeared to be a large angel topping a nearby monument rose to full height. Neither stone nor marble, the boy had arms and legs. His torso was naked, his feet were bare, and peasant trousers hung low on his waist. He hopped down from the monument, the ends of his hair dripping rain. It slid down his face, which was dark as a Spaniard's.”

Source: Hush, Hush

“As his hands moved to his trousers, he saw that she was pulling the bedsheets over her. "Don't," he said, barely recognizing his own voice. Her eyes met his, and he said, "I'll be your blanket".”

Said Hands Eye Voice Saws Mets Moved Pulling Her Eyes Recognizing Blanket Trousers

Author:Julia Quinn

“There is something about you that makes me feel terribly wicked. You make me want to do shocking things. Maybe it's because you're so proper. Your necktie is never crooked, and your shoes are always shiny. And your shirts are so starchy. Sometimes when I look at you, I want to tear off all your buttons. Or set your trousers on fire. I've so often wondered-are you ticklish, my lord?”

Want Feels Looks Sometimes Lord Fire Tears Shoes Shirts Wicked Buttons Shocking Crooked Trousers Neckties Shocking Things Ticklish

Author:Lisa Kleypas

“You should have called us. Desmond would have picked you up.' 'No I wouldn't,' Valkyrie's dad said, stepping into earshot. 'Sorry, Fletcher, but I had important fatherly duties to take care of, which included eating breakfast, showering, and finding my trousers. Of those three, I only managed two. Without looking down, can you guess which one I missed?'... Fletcher smiled back. 'I just want to borrow Stephanie for a moment.' 'Take our daughter,' Valkryie's dad said, waving a hand airily. 'We have another one now.”

Want Should Said Two Important Moments Hands Care Three Duty Dad Findings Eating Daughter Should Have Sorry Take Care Breakfast Our Daughter Trousers Looking Down Eating Breakfast

Author:Derek Landy

“Dear designer of questionable intent, Please send me a photo of yourself. Please be wearing the knitted pants that you designed. It's not that I don't believe that there is anyone out there thing enough to wear horizontally stripped trousers knit from chunky wool, it's just that I would like to know whether you are deliberately cruel or whether you are the one woman these would look really great on.”

Knows Believe Looks Enough Please Don't Believe Dear Designer Pants Really Great One Woman Questionable Trousers Wool Photos Of Yourself

Author:Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

“My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made that up?”

Made Girl Boys Woods Leap Cousin Georgia Trousers My Cousin Gazelles

Author:Louise Rennison

“Sneaking was a kind of deceit. So was disguise. Just past midnight, wearing dark trousers and Fox's hood, the queen snuck out of her own rooms and stepped into a world of stories and lies.”

World Kind Stories Past Lying Dark Rooms Queens Deceit Disguise Foxes Midnight Hood Trousers

Book:Bitterblue

Source: Bitterblue

“I am a cloud - in trousers.”

Dance Clouds Ballet Trousers

Author:George Balanchine

“The existence of trousers proves that God meant us to be bipeds.”

Science Existence Evolution Prove Science And Religion Trousers

Author:David C.H. Austin

“I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.”

People Two Sports Dark Fields Grass Knees Motivational Sports Cricket Umpires Stains Trousers

Author:Katharine Whitehorn

“All a woman needs to be chic is a raincoat, two suits, a pair of trousers and a cashmere sweater”

Needs Two Fashion Suits Pairs Sweaters Trousers Chic Cashmere

Author:Hubert de Givenchy

“A fellow once came to me to ask for an appointment as a minister abroad. Finding he could not get that, he came down to some more modest position. Finally, he asked to be made a tide-waiter. When he saw he could not get that, he asked me for an old pair of trousers. It is sometimes well to be humble.”

Wells Made Sometimes Asks Saws Position Findings Fellows Humble Ministers Pairs Tides Modest Be Humble Appointments Waiter Trousers

Book:CIVIL WAR – Complete History of the War, Documents, Memoirs & Biographies of the Lead Commanders: Memoirs of Ulysses S. Grant & William T. Sherman, Biographies of Abraham Lincoln, Jefferson Davis & Robert E. Lee, The Emancipation Proclamation, Gettysburg Address, Presidential Orders & Actions

Source: CIVIL WAR – Complete History of the War, Documents, Memoirs & Biographies of the Lead Commanders: Memoirs of Ulysses S. Grant & William T. Sherman, Biographies of Abraham Lincoln, Jefferson Davis & Robert E. Lee, The Emancipation Proclamation, Gettysburg Address, Presidential Orders & Actions

“Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.”

Hands Shakes Hello Trousers

Author:Simon Cowell

“Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.”

Noses Friendly Milk Waiter Trousers

Author:Stephen Fry

“When you're dealing with someone who only has a pair of underpants on, if you take his underpants off, he has nothing left - he's naked. You're better off trying to find him a pair of trousers to complement him rather than change him.”

Ifs Trying Left Naked Pairs Better Off Complement Trousers Underpants

Author:Arsene Wenger

“All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men.”

Knows Men Needs Giving Made Humor Funny Stuff Tears Cows Nasty Greedy Wire Fright Trousers Arses Barbed Wire Yorkshire Terriers

Author:Billy Connolly

“Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.”

Men Moments Sound Fire Quiet Tranquility Walkers Trousers

Author:Clive James

“Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.”

Prayer Praying Harder Shoes Practicals Knees Trousers

Author:Austin O'Malley

“Shall I part my hair behind Do I dare to eat a peach I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I do not think that they will sing to me.”

Thinking White Walks Behinds Heard Hair Singing Dare Beach Mermaid Peaches Trousers Flannels

Author:T. S. Eliot

“The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second — comics, picnic tables, men’s trousers, celebrities, shower curtains, refrigerators, Coke bottles. All the great modern things that the Abstract Expressionists tried not to notice at all.”

Men Artist Modern Walking Tables Photographer Pops Abstract Bottles Splits Showers Broadway Curtains Coke Refrigerators Trousers Picnics Pop Art Shower Curtains

Author:Andy Warhol

“There's always been a hip-hop element to my trousers.”

Elements Hip Hop Hips Hops Trousers

Author:Damon Albarn

“While other guitars may have more twang or an esoteric atmosphere, the Les Paul is like a T-Rex thampling everything in it's path .. it can be subtle if you want it to be, but it works best if you have an 'armadillo in your trousers' and you want to articulate that”

Ifs Want May Music Path Guitar Atmosphere Subtle Esoteric Trousers Armadillos

Author:Miles Zuniga

“I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.”

Humor Funny Trousers Camouflage

Author:Tommy Cooper

“Those from whom nature has withheld taste invented trousers.”

Food Taste Cooking Culinary Trousers

Author:Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“Never trust a man in red trousers”

Men Funny Clothes Red Clothings Never Trust Trousers Never Trust A Man

Author:Mika

“And so my music, it doesn't matter if I did it 20 years ago or if I did it tomorrow. It doesn't go with trends. My trousers don't get wider and tighter every six months. My music just stays what it is, and that's the way I like it.”

Ifs Way Years Matter Months Tomorrow Six Years Ago Trends Six Months Trousers

Author:George Harrison

“A recession is when you have to tighten your belt; depression is when you have no belt to tighten. When you've lost your trousers - you're in the airline business.”

Lost Aviation Belts Airline Recessions Trousers Airline Business Airline Industry

Author:Adam Thomson

“But ‘art’ is not anything serious or exclusive: it is the smell of oil paint, Henri Murger’s Vie de Boheme, corduroy trousers, the operatic Italian model: but the poetry, above all, of linseed oil and turpentine.”

Art Serious Models Art Is Paint Smell Oil Italian Exclusive Trousers Corduroy

Book:Tarr

Source: Tarr

“Rock music should be gross: that's the fun of it. It gets up and drops its trousers.”

Should Fun Rocks Get Up Rock N Roll Gross Rock Music Trousers Rock And Roll Music

Author:Bruce Dickinson

“If you've got a CD that's not working, just wipe it on your trousers, and if you're not wearing any trousers, put some on”

Ifs Wipe Cds Trousers

Author:John Peel

“But I am convinced that those Jews who stand aside today with a malicious smile and with their hands in their trousers' pockets will also want to dwell in our beautiful home.”

Want Home Hands Today Beautiful House Smile Jew Convinced Pockets Malicious Trousers

Book:Herzl Speaks His Mind on Issues, Events, and Men

Source: Herzl Speaks His Mind on Issues, Events, and Men

“Charles Chaplin makes a million dollars a year out of a funny, shuffling walk and a pair of baggy trousers, because he does "something different." Take the hint and "individualize" yourself with some distinctive idea.”

Years Doe Ideas Different Walks Millions Dollars Pairs Originality Hints Million Dollars Distinctive Trousers Chaplin Shuffling

Book:The Law of Success: The Master Wealth-Builder's Complete and Original Lesson Plan forAchieving Your Dreams

Source: The Law of Success: The Master Wealth-Builder's Complete and Original Lesson Plan forAchieving Your Dreams

“Were it not for the Clash, punk would have been just a sneer, a safety pin and a pair of bondage trousers.”

Has Beens Safety Pairs Punk Bondage Pins Clash Trousers Sneer Safety Pins

Author:Billy Bragg

“A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had.”

Ifs War Meetings Hanging Out Dukes Diplomats Trousers Arses Sam Vimes

Book:Night Watch

Source: Night Watch

“No, I have never wanted to be a man. I have often wanted to be more effective as a woman, but I have never felt that trousers would do the trick!”

Men Wanted Felt Tricks Be A Man Trousers

Book:If You Ask Me

Source: If You Ask Me

“A pair of brilliantly cut cotton trousers can be more beautiful than a gorgeous silk gown.”

Beautiful Cutting Pairs Gorgeous Silk Cotton Gowns Trousers

Author:Yohji Yamamoto

“When I was in primary school, my best friend was a boy and we always goofed around, climbed trees, got holes in my trousers and muddied all my tops and things like that; a complete nightmare for the washing, but great fun.”

School Fun Boys Tree Holes Primaries Nightmare My Best Friend Washing Trousers Primary School

Author:Maisie Williams

“I was a mod when I was a kid. I'd be in Italian pencil-leg trousers with those bowling shoes you wear outside and a Fred Perry polo shirt with a V-neck sweater. It was like an Essex uniform - a very specific look.”

Looks Kids Shoes Legs Shirts Necks Italian Uniforms Pencils Sweaters Bowling Trousers Polo Mods Essex

Author:Stephen Moyer

“The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don't.”

Two Science Cases Type Medicine Convinced Physicians Diagnosis Practise Trousers

Author:Alan Bennett

“Eating's going to be a whole new ball game. I may even have to buy a new pair of trousers.”

May Whole Games Eating Balls Pairs Retirement Retiring Retired Trousers Ball Games Retirement Wishes

Author:Lester Piggott

“There's a portion of the movie where something bad happens to me, and I lose my clothes along the way, so essentially I'm wearing a bra and trousers. There are certain requirements, but luckily I have a good base because I work out often.”

Way Happens Funny Certain Loses Clothes Work Out Ridiculous Dumb Portions Requirements Bras Trousers

Author:Gwyneth Paltrow

“I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.”

Fancy Trousers Trams

Author:Dylan Moran

“I like cats.... When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stoop down and tickle the side of its head; and the cat sticks up its tail in a rigid, cast-iron manner, arches its back, and wipes its nose up against my trousers; and all is gentleness and peace.”

Sides Poor Cat Down And Sticks Casts Noses Iron Tails Gentleness Wipe Arches Stoops Pussy Trousers

Book:Three Men in a Boat

Source: Three Men in a Boat

“You gotta wear the right trousers if you're gonna be a rock star.”

Ifs Stars Rocks Rock Star Trousers

Author:Chris Martin

“I'm a bit of a traditionalist; the ballroom is all about tails and I never mess about with that. But for the Latin you can have a bit fun: tight trousers, gold shirt open to my waist, be a bit ridiculous.”

Fun Bits Gold Ridiculous Mess Shirts Latin Tails Trousers Ballroom

Author:Anton du Beke

“Banks operate like a man who either wears his trousers round his chest, stifling breathing, as now, or round his ankles, exposing his assets. We want their trousers tied round their middle: steady lending growth; particularly to productive British business, especially small scale enterprise.”

Men Want Growth Middle Rounds British Scales Breathing Enterprise Productive Chests Assets Steady Tied Exposing Lending Ankles Trousers Stifling

Author:Vince Cable

“The "second sight" possessed by the Highlanders in Scotland is actually a foreknowledge of future events. I believe they possess this gift because they don't wear trousers.”

Believe I Believe Events Sight Possessed Scotland Scottish Trousers Highlander Future Events

Author:Georg C. Lichtenberg

“I can find every jacket under the sun that I like. But I cannot find trousers cut the way I want them. They're all really tight at the bottom. Nobody does a boot cut on a trouser leg. It drives me crazy.”

Way Want Doe I Can Sun Cutting Crazy Bottom Legs Boots Jackets Trousers Drive Me Crazy

Author:Jay Kay