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“I look like a turkey with leukemia.”

Looks Turkeys Leukemia

Author:Birdman

“Christmas was the one time of year when my brothers surfaced at home, when my parents and grandparents congregated to eat my mother's roast turkey.”

Years Home Mother Parent Brother My Brother One Time Grandparent Turkeys Parents And Grandparents

Author:Amanda Lindhout

“I never can hear a crowd of people singing and gesticulating, all together, at an Italian opera, without fancying myself at Athens, listening to that particular tragedy, by Sophocles, in which he introduces a full chorus of turkeys, who set about bewailing the death of Meleager.”

People Art Together Particular Listening Singing Tragedy Crowds Italian Opera Introducing Turkeys Chorus Athens

Book:Delphi Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe (Illustrated)

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe (Illustrated)

“When a wicked and unworthy subject annoyed the Sultan of Turkey or the Czar of Russia, he had his head cut of without much ceremony; but when the same happened in England, the monarch declared : "We are not amused".”

Funny Cutting Happened Subjects Humorous England Russia Wicked Ceremony Turkeys Annoyed Unworthy Amused Monarchs Czars

Book:How to be a Brit: The Classic Bestselling Guide

Source: How to be a Brit: The Classic Bestselling Guide

“If you really love stuffing, wait until the turkey comes out of the oven, add some of the pan drippings to the stuffing, and bake it in a dish. That's called dressing, and that's not evil - stuffing is, though.”

Ifs Evil Waiting Add Dishes Dressings Turkeys Ovens Dripping

Author:Alton Brown

“I'm one of these people that if I have a nice holiday - like I have had in Turkey repeatedly - I go back a lot.”

People Ifs Nice Holiday Turkeys

Author:Freema Agyeman

“Turkey has worked alongside its allies from the beginning.”

Author:Ahmet Davutoglu

“For breakfast, I always have eggs - whole eggs. I think the fats are really important. I also like turkey bacon and really hearty whole-grain bread. I'm very picky about it. You need bread that's high in fiber and low in carbs. It's hard to find, but it's worth it.”

Thinking Needs Important Hard Whole Lows Bread Fats Eggs Breakfast Grain Worth It Turkeys Fiber Hearty Picky Carbs Whole Grains

Author:Summer Glau

“I'll be a good boy, please make me well. I promise you anything, get me out of this hell. Cold turkey has got me on the run.”

Wells Running Boys Hell Cold Please Promise Drug Alcohol Turkeys I Promise Drugs And Alcohol Good Boy Cold Turkey

Author:John Lennon

“Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.”

Long Night Millions Fans Turkeys All Night

Author:Adam Sandler

“Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.”

Brother Baby Oil My Brother Turkeys Wraps Masturbation Foils Aluminum Aluminum Foil

Author:Adam Sandler

“I can't stop watching 'Pan Am.' When I was growing up, my father worked as an engineer in Turkey, and we always flew Pan Am. The stewardesses were so glamorous! When they gave me a set of those golden wings, I felt very grown-up. Not only is the show's plot full of mystery and infidelity, they get the period details just right.”

I Can Shows Father Felt Growing Up Growing Mystery Periods Wings Details Golden Plot Engineers Infidelity Turkeys Glamorous Flew Stewardess

Author:Gayle King

“The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.”

Evil England Reputation Usa United States Of America Turkeys Pilgrim Dutch

Author:Dave Beard