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“In Trump's America the insane are running the asylum.”
“If Jesus came back today, Republicans would stop him at the border.”
“Only racists claim Trump is not a racist. They're trying to trick you into voting for him.”
“Trump is a 12-year-old little asshole stuck in the body of a 70-year-old dumbfuck.”
“I like the way Twitter makes one be more concise. It looks like someone is saying sometthing wise”
“A God that never interferes is indistinguishable from a God that doesn’t exist.”
“Twitter is a serious writing distraction. As are grapefruits. The two have nothing else in common.”
“Wicca is just extreme LARPing. Then again, so is every other religion.”
“Dumb people don't know they're dumb.”
“People in a cult don't know they're in a cult. But everyone else can tell.”
“Republicans love to take other people's rights away while yelling about freedom.”
“Evangelicals are the shitty people Jesus warned you about.”
“I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.”
“Rainbows are gay space lasers. That's why they're not straight.”
“Only the present is real. The past and the future exist only in our imagination.”
“Being religious doesn't mean you're righteous. It just means you're gullible.”
“Wanna sound smart and witty? Then quote smart and witty people.”