“Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.”
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“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
“In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.”
“If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.”
Source: The odyssey
“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”