“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” LifeDoeMomentsMotivationalFunnyWorkBusinessBrainMorningWonderfulOfficeGet UpOrgansWorkplaceCongratulationsBest WorkInsperationalGood MorningEarly MorningAdministrativeFunny MotivationalCreative ThoughtFunny WorkDaily WorkHeart And BrainBrain CellsWork PlaceOffice WorkOffice JobsAdministrative Professionals DayMorning RoutinesBrain ScienceAdministrative ProfessionalsOffice Hours Author:Robert Frost
“That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.” WorldFunnyBeautifulWonderfulBuildingOfficeParksPublishingCrankyOld Buildings Author:Jim Harrison
“I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.” HumorChristianFunnyBeliefReligiousFourWonderfulCalmAdmireSuperstitionsAssuranceReligious FaithSereneAces Author:Mark Twain
“I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.” HumansWarHumorFunnyHuman BeingsWhitePartySupportWonderfulRepublicanMembersRationalInclusionTroops Author:David Cross
“I was in a panto last year, Aladdin and The Wonderful Lamp. I played the wick. I got the sack because I was too well-oiled every night.” YearsWellsHumorFunnyLastsNightWonderfulEvery NightLast YearLamps Author:Frank Carson
“When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they were away, I went up to the cellar door. And I pushed it and walked through and saw strange, wonderful things, things I had never seen before, like... trees. Grass. Flowers. The sun... that was nice... the sun.” HumorKidsFunnyUsedParentSunSawsNiceWonderfulDoorsTreeStrangeFlowerOne DayGrassWonderful ThingsCellarsEmo Author:Emo Philips
“A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."” GivingWellsSaidHumorFunnyWonderfulDrinkBenefitsCoffeeCupsCoffee Cup Author:Emo Philips
“There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.” WellsFactsHumorGovernmentFunnyLawWonderfulGoes OnHumorousItalian Author:Lord Byron