“I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people's doors and running away. God that was a good game.” PeopleCountryHumorRunningKidsFunnyGamesDoorsChildhoodRoundsFantasticRunning AwayFoxesKnockingBadgers Author:Bill Bailey
“People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.'” PeopleHumorFunnyBillsOptimist Author:Bill Bailey
“Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying 'Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them.'” PeopleWantHumorWould BeFunnyFellowsFancySwimFarmersCowsDolphins Author:Bill Bailey
“The way we live in the West we live like kings. People moan about this and that in Britain but we have running water, electricity, security and a rule of law and so many people in the world don't have these.” PeopleWorldWayRunningLawWaterSecurityKingsWestBritainElectricityRule Of LawRunning Water Author:Bill Bailey
