“Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate.” LastsComedyProfessionEarningRecklessGigsFoolhardy Author:Bill Bailey
“I never really thought comedy was a career option, just something I did for fun. Suddenly I realised I was getting paid which was a bonus. I studied for a diploma with the London College of Music, and teaching was something I thought I might do but comedy intervened.” MightFunCareersComedyTeachingCollegePaidLondonRealisedBonusDiploma Author:Bill Bailey
“Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!” HumorHappensFunnyThreeComedyThings HappenOutcomesPubsBlokes Author:Bill Bailey
“I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.” HumorFunnyComedyModernPostsMeatVegetarian Author:Bill Bailey
“Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.” HumorFunnySoundComedyBeatsJazzBackgroundsKeyboardsArmadillos Author:Bill Bailey
“The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.” StillsHumorFunnyDiesComedyAliveThings To DoSurveys Author:Bill Bailey
“Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.” ShowsHumorFunnyCasesComedyGood ThingsExtremesVegetarianGenocideVegetarianism Author:Bill Bailey
