“I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'” ShouldSaidHumorFunnyFacesDadShould HaveRubbishHawksBlokesSlayer Author:Bill Bailey
“Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail out of the joke, I lose commitment in it, I'll give you an example: Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.” GivingLittlesWholeProblemThreeBitsLosesNumbersStupidExampleSceneLittle BitJokesCommitmentComedianTediousInevitabilityPubsHandicapsBlokesBail Author:Bill Bailey
“Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!” HumorHappensFunnyThreeComedyThings HappenOutcomesPubsBlokes Author:Bill Bailey
“Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.” LittlesWholeThreeBitsStupidSceneLittle BitTediousInevitabilityPubsBlokes Author:Bill Bailey
