“Blessed are those who yodel - for they shall never be troubled by offers of work.”
Source: Windswept & Interesting: My Autobiography
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Famous Billy Connolly Quotes
“So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?”
“Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.”
“I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.”
“Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?”