“What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.”
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Famous Bo Burnham Quotes
“Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.”
“If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.”
“For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.”
“Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.”
“I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'”
“There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.”
“I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.”