“I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.” ReasonHouseWifeMy WifeFunny MarriageUnfaithful Author:Bob Monkhouse
“Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.” IfsInterestPayInvestmentFunny MarriageDividends Author:Bob Monkhouse
“I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.” UseFunnyComedyWifeMy WifeSmokeCooksGymAlarmsFunny MarriageTimer Author:Bob Monkhouse
“With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.” YearsThreeSexWifeMy WifeThree TimesFunny Marriage Author:Bob Monkhouse
