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Famous Bob Monkhouse Quotes
“Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?”
Source: Crying With Laughter: My Life Story
“My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.”
“I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.”
“It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.”
“Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.”
Source: The complete speaker's handbook
“I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!”
“I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.”
“They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.”