“I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.” HumorAgeFunnyDealsBirthGuaranteesRelaxedGuarantees ThatCertificatesUnwrittenBirth Certificate Book:Crying With Laughter: My Life Story Source: Crying With Laughter: My Life Story
“What do gardeners do when they retire?” HumorAgeFunnyRetirementRetiringRetiredGardenerFunny Retirement Author:Bob Monkhouse
“It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.” HumorAgeTodayFunnyDegrees Author:Bob Monkhouse
