“I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.” UseFunnyComedyWifeMy WifeSmokeCooksGymAlarmsFunny MarriageTimer Author:Bob Monkhouse
“My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.” HumorFunnyUsedFatherComedyFunny Fathers DayFunny FatherVolvoFunny Dad Author:Bob Monkhouse