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“My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'” LoveWellsSaidTwoHumorFunnyMotherWifeWeekMy WifeWeekendRoofTwo WeeksFunny Love Author:Bob Monkhouse
