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A source page for quotes linked to Bob Newhart.
“A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.”
“Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.”
“You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.”
“One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.”
“I don't want to find the secret. I'm afraid all the joy will go out of it if I find the secret.”
“Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, Why is that person staring at me?”
“You should have a value system. You can win if you stick with your value system.”
“You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material.”
“There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.”
“I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.”
“I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.”
“As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor's face.”