“Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.” GuyBlackRaceCarDrivingTidesAuntNascarBlack Guys Author:Carlos Mencia
“When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.” PeopleBlackWhiteBlack PeopleChipsPotatoesPotato Chips Author:Carlos Mencia
“I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.” PeopleImportantBlackHappenedTaughtLessonsGladSwimBlack PeopleHurricanesTaught UsKatrinaImportant LessonsHurricane Katrina Author:Carlos Mencia
“I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!” PeopleThinkingPersonsSaidEarthBlackWhiteDancerBlack PeopleNot Afraid Author:Carlos Mencia
“When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.” PeoplePersonsBlackWaterWhiteElectricityGhettoCampingBlack Person Author:Carlos Mencia
“When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers.” PeopleSpeakBlackWhiteBlack PeopleClothingsRapperHomeless Author:Carlos Mencia
