“God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.” PeopleIfsBelieveLooksTomorrowDon't BelieveSense Of HumorBelieve In MeGod Has A Sense Of Humor Author:Carlos Mencia
“I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.” PeopleIfsBelieveReasonWantedMaterialsDeserveDon't BelieveStealingReason WhyContestsRumor Author:Carlos Mencia
“I'm a spiritual person, I believe that if you read the bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read it, you see the beauty, spirituality, the joy and love and what makes us godly. And then if you read between the lines of all the same books, you always see the human influence in the writing... it's not all about religiousness, it's about spirituality.” IfsWantWritingBelieveHumansPersonsBookSpiritualJoySpiritualityI BelieveLinesInfluenceAnd LoveWhat You WantGodlyBetween The LinesRead Between The Lines Author:Carlos Mencia
“When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know you're funny on the inside. Then you don't have to prove it to anybody else anymore. That's when you become different and that's when you evolved onto a completely different level, because you know who you are.” KnowsBelieveDifferentLevelsProveWho You AreProve ItDifferent Levels Author:Carlos Mencia