“When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.” KnowsWantTwoReasonTalkingNewsMouthsHanging OutSecondsRhyme Author:Carlos Mencia
“If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for being the way I am. I didn't get that people needed to understand where my comedy came from; I thought that they knew that. Now I tell people.” PeopleIfsWayReasonPoorComedyGrewNeededProjectsGrew UpUnderstoodEastLos Angeles Author:Carlos Mencia
“I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.” PeopleIfsBelieveReasonWantedMaterialsDeserveDon't BelieveStealingReason WhyContestsRumor Author:Carlos Mencia
“My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.” PeopleWayLooksReasonSimpleBrainBreakSimplicitySimple Ways Author:Carlos Mencia
