“Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.” YearsEndsGirlTeacherPregnantEssaysMexican Author:Carlos Mencia
“I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.” PeopleEndsHurtSituationLaughingProductsLaughterJokesCancerRidiculousMake SenseComedianStomachCheeksMaking People Laugh Author:Carlos Mencia
“At the end of the day, I don't think I am going to be judged by what happened in the 90's and 2000's, at the end of the day my career will be judged from beginning to end and everything in between.” ThinkingEndsCareersHappenedThe End Of The DayJudged Author:Carlos Mencia
“I don't want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing life and living it and being there. At the end of the day, I'm responsible for my words and my thoughts and that's how I live.” ThinkingWantEndsLife And LivingResponsibleMy TimeThe End Of The DayJust BeingMy ThoughtsBeing ThereBeing MeJust Being Me Author:Carlos Mencia
