“When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.” PeopleBlackWhiteBlack PeopleChipsPotatoesPotato Chips Author:Carlos Mencia
“Do you think we care about the feelings of Native Americans when we celebrate Columbus Day? That's the day that the white man discovered a land where Indians had been living for a few thousand years.” ThinkingMenYearsFeelingsCareWhiteLandThousandCelebrateNativeNative AmericanThousand YearsWhite ManColumbusColumbus Day Author:Carlos Mencia
“I was born in Honduras, that's where I was born. I live in California, where no matter what you say, you're Mexican. You understand that? It doesn't matter what you say. See - you don't understand that, white people, because wherever you go, you're white. You're here, you're white. You go to L. A., you're white. You go to Denver, you're white. You go to Miami, you're still white. In L. A. I'm a Mexican, In Florida, I'm a Cuban. In New York, I'm a Puerto Rican. And when I come to Canada and I find out I'm an Eskimo.” PeopleStillsMatterBornWhiteNew YorkNo Matter WhatCaliforniaCanadaFloridaMexicanMiamiCubanDenverHonduras Author:Carlos Mencia
“Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap! You white people love to be racist, but the only races you can tell apart are Indianapolis and Daytona. I hope I am reincarnated as toothpaste, so I never have to see you again. Now take your twelve-pack of wife-beating juice and get the park out of my store!” PeopleWantSoulWhiteRacePiecesWifeEarsStoresParksRacistOver YouTwelvePacksJuiceYou AgainGreat SoulsToothpasteIndianapolisInbredsDaytonaWife Beating Author:Carlos Mencia
“I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it!” PeopleThinkingPersonsSaidEarthBlackWhiteDancerBlack PeopleNot Afraid Author:Carlos Mencia
“When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.” PeoplePersonsBlackWaterWhiteElectricityGhettoCampingBlack Person Author:Carlos Mencia
“When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers.” PeopleSpeakBlackWhiteBlack PeopleClothingsRapperHomeless Author:Carlos Mencia
“I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great” CountryWhiteApologizing Author:Carlos Mencia
