“If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles.” IfsWantMindLastsAsksWalksRolesComedyRight NowTricksAsk MeDramaticPoniesComedy Movie Author:Carlos Mencia
“When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.” KnowsWantTwoReasonTalkingNewsMouthsHanging OutSecondsRhyme Author:Carlos Mencia
“Great soul of Gandhi, cover your ears. You will not want to hear this! Listen, you inbred piece of Ku Klux Krap! You white people love to be racist, but the only races you can tell apart are Indianapolis and Daytona. I hope I am reincarnated as toothpaste, so I never have to see you again. Now take your twelve-pack of wife-beating juice and get the park out of my store!” PeopleWantSoulWhiteRacePiecesWifeEarsStoresParksRacistOver YouTwelvePacksJuiceYou AgainGreat SoulsToothpasteIndianapolisInbredsDaytonaWife Beating Author:Carlos Mencia
“It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.” KnowsWantSometimesUseDoorsOkayRestaurantsToilets Author:Carlos Mencia
“People want to complain... my point especially when it comes to racial humor is... we have that diversity, so I don't look at it like we are making fun of people, I look at it as how awesome is it that we can talk about this stuff, that we do have this kind of diversity, that we do live in a country that shows an array, unlike any other in the world.” PeopleWorldWantLooksKindCountryShowsFunStuffDiversityComplaining Author:Carlos Mencia
“I'm a spiritual person, I believe that if you read the bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read it, you see the beauty, spirituality, the joy and love and what makes us godly. And then if you read between the lines of all the same books, you always see the human influence in the writing... it's not all about religiousness, it's about spirituality.” IfsWantWritingBelieveHumansPersonsBookSpiritualJoySpiritualityI BelieveLinesInfluenceAnd LoveWhat You WantGodlyBetween The LinesRead Between The Lines Author:Carlos Mencia
“I don't want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing life and living it and being there. At the end of the day, I'm responsible for my words and my thoughts and that's how I live.” ThinkingWantEndsLife And LivingResponsibleMy TimeThe End Of The DayJust BeingMy ThoughtsBeing ThereBeing MeJust Being Me Author:Carlos Mencia
