“I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.” KnowsAmericaWaterShapesSwimCubaMiamiCuban Author:Carlos Mencia
“We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of the plane that delivered the weapons was the Enola Gay. Do you know why? Because we wanted them to know that they were about to get boned in the ass.” KnowsTwoWantedNamesGayWeaponsAssPlanesBombsDo You KnowHiroshima Author:Carlos Mencia
“When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.” KnowsWantTwoReasonTalkingNewsMouthsHanging OutSecondsRhyme Author:Carlos Mencia
“Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.” PeopleKnowsMeanSongStupidStupid PeopleRetardedMentally Retarded Author:Carlos Mencia
“In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.” KnowsMenHeartComedyHonestyJokes Author:Carlos Mencia
“It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.” KnowsWantSometimesUseDoorsOkayRestaurantsToilets Author:Carlos Mencia
“I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.” KnowsImportantKidsKnow HowGrewProjectsGrew UpHaving Hope Author:Carlos Mencia
“Growing up, I didn't know anything about comedy and didn't know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in the projects with no dream of anything, it was in my formatting when i got older and started talking to my friends about how I felt, they would be like, "dude, that's funny." Then one day my friend was like, "Dude, you don't understand how funny you are, you need to do standup"!” KnowsNeedsDreamWould BeFeltTalkingGrowing UpComedyGrowingGrewOne DayProjectsGrew UpMy FriendsComedian Author:Carlos Mencia
“When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know you're funny on the inside. Then you don't have to prove it to anybody else anymore. That's when you become different and that's when you evolved onto a completely different level, because you know who you are.” KnowsBelieveDifferentLevelsProveWho You AreProve ItDifferent Levels Author:Carlos Mencia
“Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.” KnowsInspirationalWho You AreAshamed Author:Carlos Mencia
